"I use my minor action to continue screaming."
"I am Balethor, conqueror of the nine realms, slayer of demons, i’ve taken down gods with no more than my bare hands, do you really think you can—— A BUTTERFLY NET, NO!!!!!
Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing.
Overheard at a LARP event:
"So the sword took over, and made me do evil things. Ended up fighting the whole town, like you do…"
Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.
Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.