"You lot are like the Three Stooges of the Apocalypse."
-DM to the group.
"After surviving an angel, a god, two dragons, and a mansion full of evil cultists there’s no way we’re turning over our purses to these bandits. Let’s taunt them until they give up and go home."
- The party bard inciting his companions to deliver such a vicious mocking that the bandits instead turned their purses over to the party and apologized for the inconvenience.
you want more aus? i’ll give you more aus
- met standing in the reallllllly long queue for the dressing rooms au
- lifeguards at a summer camp au
- you’ve been playing guitar in the hall of the hotel since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up au
- the 5 cent hug for charity you offered me on the street really brought out our amazing chemistry au
- awkward teenage spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven au
- dungeons and dragons au
Yes I request all the dungeons and dragons fics