Dice Can Hear You Cry

A lesson learned from encountering many nat. 1’s in our ventures into Pathfinder and Call of Cthulhu. Another lesson learned, never roll for cartwheel, but that’s another story. Proceed with caution; and of course only after praying for mercy from the dice gods.




you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this


Pretty much the majority of our current game. :p … #dnd #ftw


Pretty much the majority of our current game. :p … #dnd #ftw

Our party is on the rocks… Great

  #D&D    #sadness  


"You lot are like the Three Stooges of the Apocalypse."

-DM to the group.


"After surviving an angel, a god, two dragons, and a mansion full of evil cultists there’s no way we’re turning over our purses to these bandits. Let’s taunt them until they give up and go home."

- The party bard inciting his companions to deliver such a vicious mocking that the bandits instead turned their purses over to the party and apologized for the inconvenience.

Hey so those flayed people don’t have skin, but I sure do *suggestive eyebrow raise* wanna see?
Me flirting with the Half-Elf bartender after killing a bunch of people with no skin.


you want more aus? i’ll give you more aus

  • met standing in the reallllllly long queue for the dressing rooms au
  • lifeguards at a summer camp au
  • you’ve been playing guitar in the hall of the hotel since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up au
  • the 5 cent hug for charity you offered me on the street really brought out our amazing chemistry au
  • awkward teenage spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven au
  • dungeons and dragons au

Yes I request all the dungeons and dragons fics

When your DM doesn’t let you fuck the Half-Elf bartender (~_~;) 

The dwarf named Steven that I need to anally hug
Me during a pathfinder game I’m playing jet lagged

demon priest by derylbraun


demon priest by derylbraun