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Dice Can Hear You Cry

A lesson learned from encountering many nat. 1’s in our ventures into Pathfinder and Call of Cthulhu. Another lesson learned, never roll for cartwheel, but that’s another story. Proceed with caution; and of course only after praying for mercy from the dice gods.
Even kings have a shelf of knick-knacks.
velonese - the one major takeaway from the investigation of the royal palace after an assassination. (via velonese)

Dude, you got beat up by water.

outofcontextdnd:

The barbarian to the monk

rpgwizzard:

Damn right!

rpgwizzard:

Damn right!

hunterofmirkwood:

Some people go out on a Saturday night. My friends and I rock the tabletop.

hunterofmirkwood:

Some people go out on a Saturday night. My friends and I rock the tabletop.

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

commonly confused medieval weapons

a powerpoint by me

now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head

yourplayersaidwhat:

(We’re facing off a giant ant, among many other vicious-looking monsters)

Elf ranger: I’m gonna punch the ant.

Me (Eladrin wizard): Don’t do it bro.

Elf ranger: I’m gonna do it. *rolls 20*

Everyone at the table: OOOOOOHHH!

(It was a beautiful moment for all involved. I mean, he was brutally murdered by it, but it was a heroic death.)

theblackstonebureau:

Rest in peace Dungeon Master.

theblackstonebureau:

Rest in peace Dungeon Master.

When the D&D party decides to talk to the dragon (good or evil). Pulling diplomacy checks to reason with it.

siamesesnow:

How they think it will turn out…

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How it actually turns out…

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asmartkid:

I want these so badly it hurts.
Thorn Dice Set

asmartkid:

I want these so badly it hurts.

Thorn Dice Set