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Dice Can Hear You Cry

A lesson learned from encountering many nat. 1’s in our ventures into Pathfinder and Call of Cthulhu. Another lesson learned, never roll for cartwheel, but that’s another story. Proceed with caution; and of course only after praying for mercy from the dice gods.

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: Well, we finally have a sorcerer, let’s see what you can do.

Sorcerer: I attack the Creeper with my greataxe

Ranger: I…

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: Well, we finally have a sorcerer, let’s see what you can do.

Sorcerer: I attack the Creeper with my greataxe

Ranger: I…

Dm: you see a door

Barbarian: we should knock

Cleric: on the evil necromantic door I think not
  #pathfinder    #dnd  

outofcontextdnd:

"We do not negotiate with doors."

D&D 3.5, with a door-phobic swordsage

outofcontextdnd:

GM: “You can’t interrogate someone you don’t share a language with.”

Enforcer: “Everyone speaks ‘I-want-to-keep-my-toes.’”

fuckyeahdnd:

spipes:

Baby versions of D&D dragons, practice for something awesome that may or may not be on the horizon.

These are so precious they make me want to run a game where all the players are babby dragons in a dragon kindergarten. :3
OR the players are the non-dragonic teachers at the dragon kindergarten.

fuckyeahdnd:

spipes:

Baby versions of D&D dragons, practice for something awesome that may or may not be on the horizon.

These are so precious they make me want to run a game where all the players are babby dragons in a dragon kindergarten. :3

OR the players are the non-dragonic teachers at the dragon kindergarten.

daggerpen:

gorblax:

My friend daggerpen and I invented a cool game: we call it WAR WORLD.

We both hit “Random Article” on the DC Comics wiki until we each amass 7 characters. Then we take turns playing them against each other, and together we determine who would win in a fight. We…

  #cool ideas  

outofcontextdnd:

"The Lich-Queen of France has no interest in your church."

ltalian:

matt-meowstic:

t3mp0r4ry:

sirenknights:

Dice Shaming

Literally the best photoset I’ve ever seen on tumblr

What the hell happened to the second to last one

judgement

outofcontextdnd:

"Do you have any poison nail polish? I mean, I don’t want to kill anyone. I just like the smell."