zeldathemes
Dice Can Hear You Cry

A lesson learned from encountering many nat. 1’s in our ventures into Pathfinder and Call of Cthulhu. Another lesson learned, never roll for cartwheel, but that’s another story. Proceed with caution; and of course only after praying for mercy from the dice gods.

isbarglewithyou:

Pathfinder does it again! This chart from Ultimate Campaign gives random relationship results, allowing the adventuring party to figure out how everyone knows each other. Because sometimes “the adventurers all meet in a tavern and decide to work together” concept is weaksauce.

You’ll need a…

tabletopresources:

The following is a list of some of the resources I use when I run into a wall during world building. It happens to the best of us - sometimes we just need a little push, that little potion of inspiration to get us moving again.

The layout below is taken from my own campaign page on Obsidian…

outofcontextdnd:

"I use my minor action to continue screaming."

I play my lute menacingly.
Me, the bard, as our team interrogates a goblin we held prisoner. (via outofcontextdnd)

Achilles Heel

outofcontextdnd:

"I am Balethor, conqueror of the nine realms, slayer of demons, i’ve taken down gods with no more than my bare hands, do you really think you can——  A BUTTERFLY NET, NO!!!!!

shadowsfate:

Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing. 

shadowsfate:

Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing. 

They seem very scared of you since you have eaten four of their brethren, tried to kidnap a child, and have a drunkard on a leash
DM after one of our party members tried to talk to some guards
  #dnd    #dnd 4e    #d&d    #rpg    #pathfinder  

outofcontextdnd:

Overheard at a LARP event:

"So the sword took over, and made me do evil things. Ended up fighting the whole town, like you do…"

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

outofcontextdnd:

When do the repeated horrible deaths begin?